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Formulated for folks dealing with or trying to prevent stagnant lymph and edema, Glandu-riffic helps facilitate necessary drainage and is best when combined with dry brushing techniques and drinking plenty of fluids.

Glandu-riffic comes in 1 oz. or 4 oz. bottles, about 30 doses per ounce.

Ingredients (locally sourced whenever possible):

Water, Ethanol*, Cleavers*, Dandelion leaf*, Horsetail*, Parsley leaf and root*, Nettle*, Goldenrod* (*organic)

Our Ingredients

We work with local growers to source for our formulas. This supports the local economy, gives us the most potent plants, & reduces reliance upon fossil fuels. We make products from herbs that will grow here over herbs from the Amazon, China, or Africa. Oftentimes, those trendy herbs are taken in an unsustainable way & local people do not have access to their native medicines any longer. Bioregional herbalism is where it’s at!

How to Use:

For prevention: We recommend getting one or two 1 oz. bottles and taking twice daily (AM/PM).

For treatment: We recommend getting a 4 oz. bottle and taking thrice daily (AM/mid-day/PM).

This tincture is a tonic, meaning you keep it in your system (minimum doses AM/PM daily) for a longer period of time to help rebalance and strengthen systems. Standard starting dose for an adult over 100# is a dropperful (defined as what comes up into the vial when you squeeze the bulb, about halfway) twice daily (AM/PM). Know that if you have a bigger body mass or faster metabolism than the average bear, you may want a bigger or more frequent dose.


How to Use Herbal Supplements (Generally Speaking)

Herbal remedies, supplements, and tonics are fundamentally different from pharmaceuticals (and we like it that way). They are designed to restore your body and its systems to homeostasis gently- working with your body.

We post basic dosage guidelines, but keep in mind if you have more body mass or a faster metabolism than the average bear, you may need to take a larger dose than indicated. If there are hard-and-fast limitations on how often you can take the product, it will be listed on the package. Most can be used up to six times daily without problems (but we doubt that you would need to do that).

Remember, there are no “magic bullets” in life, and any product (herbal, pharmaceutical, or otherwise) claiming 100% success without knowing you, your constitution, and your lifestyle is lying and trying to get into your wallet. Often, herbalists (and MDs) need to try several products before we find the one that works for your unique biochemistry.

Feel free to email us if the product didn’t quite do the job, we can recommend another that could do the trick. We are blessed with many plants that have the same action in the body- and often it’s just a matter of finding the right one for you.

Necessary Legal-ese

Standard required disclaimer for the USA:
The statements made here have not been approved by the FDA, as the FDA does not regulate herbs, only pharmaceuticals. “These statements are not intended to diagnose, prevent, treat, or cure any disease or replace advice from a health practitioner.”

The above notice is required by the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act for herbalists. Other countries recognize the plants’ value of and regulate herbs and pharmaceuticals together.

Standard required disclaimer for Canada:
If condition persists or worsens, consult a health practitioner.


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